Friday, April 30, 2010
Snopes
Chewing gum takes seven years to get out of your system. That is false, but in past years i have heard both, it takes sevens years and it goes right through your body. I think moms tell their kids it takes seven years to go through your body becasue they dont want their kids to swallow gum bc they dont want them to choke on it. I remember when my mom told me that, i was sacred at first to swallow my gum bc i didnt want the gum in my system for seven years! But when i got older i did not care so sometimes i swallow my gum and sometimes i dont.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Top 10
Top 10 things guys should know about girls...
10.) don't flirt with our friends to make us jealous it makes us hate you more and you ruin a good friendship.
9.) If plans are made don't flake on us at the last minute
8.) We love it when you hug us from behind
7.) if your on a date with us don't stare at other girls you will piss us off and then the date is over
6.) remember girls do talk about you so if you do something bad every girl will know about it.
5.) Show that you care, saying you care about us will get you off the hook some of the time, showing that you care will get you off the hook all the time.
4.) DON'T be over protective, its good to be protective and stand up for us if some one picks on us but don't over do it.
3.) tell us you love us all the time, if you don't then we will be inclined question it.
2.) If making plans with us don't say i don't care what we do its up to you, come up with your own ideas and surprise us.
1.) DON'T Under any circumstances lie to us because we will find out, and you will regret it.
10.) don't flirt with our friends to make us jealous it makes us hate you more and you ruin a good friendship.
9.) If plans are made don't flake on us at the last minute
8.) We love it when you hug us from behind
7.) if your on a date with us don't stare at other girls you will piss us off and then the date is over
6.) remember girls do talk about you so if you do something bad every girl will know about it.
5.) Show that you care, saying you care about us will get you off the hook some of the time, showing that you care will get you off the hook all the time.
4.) DON'T be over protective, its good to be protective and stand up for us if some one picks on us but don't over do it.
3.) tell us you love us all the time, if you don't then we will be inclined question it.
2.) If making plans with us don't say i don't care what we do its up to you, come up with your own ideas and surprise us.
1.) DON'T Under any circumstances lie to us because we will find out, and you will regret it.
TV Adaptations
Captain underpants would be the best movie ever. The plot of the movie would be Captain under pants would be flying around on a nice sunny day and he hears a scream for a far off distance. It happens to be his ex girlfriend Lisa Stine from high school. She is being attacked by the horrible ugly monster The Uber Booger, he is the boogieman's cousin. Underpants races towards the sound of her scream, and finds a huge tissue to wipe away the uber booger for the town of Salem.Under pants woudl fly off in the distance with Lisa and then they would get married and have three little boys. The character of captian under pants would be played by Jack Black because he would bring the humor to the charactor and he would love to wear under pants just for the fun of it. And the ex girlfriend would be played by Cameron Diaz. the uber booger would be played by Jim Carry.
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